SELAMAT DIPERJALANAN (Safe At Any trip)


 

Ini adalah pengalaman saya selama menggeluti dunia kontraktor, yang mana sudah pasti setelah menang tender harus mulai bekerja disuatu daerah yang mungkin saja jaraknya jauh dari kantor menyebrangi sungai, lautan, jurang, jalan bahkan tidak ada. Dan yang paling sering kita jumpai adalah melakukan perjalanan yang cukup lama ke tempat kerja.

Tentu perjalanan ini sangat melelahkan. Tapi ada beberapa trik yang ingin saya bagikan kepada pengunjung blog saya mengenai cara menghilangkan rasa lelah pada saat bekerja seperti ini (Tapi tidak mengeluarkan dana yang tinggi):

  1. Khusus yang tidak suka traveling coba saja suatu perjalanan dinas ini anda gunakan untuk survey seperti contoh survey dagang buah disepanjang jalan, survey jumlah pohon bambu atau yang lainnya.
  2. Duduk paling depan biasanya paling nyaman.
  3. Ngobrol. Ya biasanya kalau melewati hutan, hamparan sabana atau stepa, ngobrolin x files seperti hantu, samurai jepang, bambu buku terbalik kadang-kadang mengundang orang lain jadi senang. Ya habis digemari bahkan pak sopir bisa tidak ngantuk. Kalau nyebrang lautan ngobrol tentang segitiga bermuda juga bisa.
  4. Jangan lupa bawa cemilan, permen dan air minum. Kalau perokok jalan sama dengan yang tidak merokok memang sebuah neraka, oleh karena itu pilih rekan jalan yang sejenis.
  5. Kalau mengantuk berhenti dipinggir jalan, cek sekitarnya dan jangan pernah berhenti di daerah yang tidak anda kenal. Ntar yang diobrolin jadi kenyataan. Gantian nyetir.
  6. Tidak boleh duduk terlalu berdesakan. Kalau VIP pasti tempat duduk luas.
  7. Buat rencana titik istirahat. Biasanya diperjalanan anda akan berhenti untuk buang air, kalau cowok gampang, tapi untuk cewek yang satu ini memang susah. Jadi jangan banyak minum.
  8. Hidupkan musik, bawalah musik bermacam jenisnya. Kadang-kadang dandut bisa jadi luar biasa enak didengar.
  9. Nah kalau ada tempat pijat, pijat dulu. Tapi jangan yang aneh-aneh, ingat anak istri dan kerjaan. Kalau tidak bisa tahan bawalah kondom.
  10. Jangan lupa potret-potret banyak pemandangan indah, bisa upload untuk dishare ke teman-teman.

Jadi selamat mencoba, jangan lupa berdoa yang paling utama adalah agar selamat diperjalanan

This is my experience when working as a contractor, which is definitely after winning the tender then must start working in an area that maybe located far from the office across the river, sea, ravines, roads where sometimes even doesn’t exist. And the most often met are traveling a long journey to reach the work site.

Of course that was a very tiring trip. But there were some tricks that I want to share to my blog visitors about how to drop fatigue when travelling far away (but did not spend high cost):

  1. Specifically for those who do not like traveling but have to travel due to an important business, then you have to conduct a surveying game for example  observing on fruit sellar along the way, or counting the number of bamboo trees a long the way or the other surveying activity.
  2. Front row seat is usually the most convenient.
  3. Chat. Yes usually when passing through a forest, stretch of savannah or steppe, discussing about x files such as ghosts, Japanese samurai, upside down segment of a bamboo tree sometimes invite other people to forget a tiring journey to be happiness. Yes that topic is famous one and even could create an environment for driver to not feel sleepy. If crossing the ocean it better talking about the Bermuda triangle.
  4. Do not forget to bring snacks, candy and drinking water. When smokers are traveling together with non smokers, sometimes condition will such a hell for both, therefore select a  similar partner on your journey.
  5. Don’t hesitate to stop in a rest area  along road, check around and never stop in an area where you do not know well. Don’t make what have discussed along the way become a reality. If possible turns in driving.
  6. Departing to many passenger which bring us to sit in uncomfortable condition or too crowded. But VIP definitely has a spacious seating.
  7. Create a break point plan. Usually in a journey then you will need to stop for pee, if you are a male then it is easy for, but not for  girl who is little bit difficult. So do not take a lot  drink.
  8. Turn on the music, bring a variety of music types. Sometimes Dangdut can be a tremendous music to be heard.
  9. Well if there is a massage service, then take a massage for a while. But do not take plus – plus or any other weird thing, remember wife and kids and your work. Don’t forget to use condom if you can’t hold the desire.  
  10. Do not forget to take a photo, there will be a lot of beautiful scenery that can be uploaded to be shared to friends.

So good luck, do not forget to pray the main thing is to survive in every trip you take.

Article by Ketut Rudi

 

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